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What would be the most appropriate punishment for Nidal Hasan?
1. Lifetime season tickets to all Arkansas Razorbacks sporting events with 5 lbs. of barbecue force fed to him during every game (and he has to wear the hat)?
2. Life at hard labor living and working in an Oscar Meyer Weiner factory in the grinding up miscellaneous parts section.
3. Life sentence of hard labor at a Corky's restaurant shredding pork barbecue?
4. Life sentence of hard labor living and working on a pig farm in Iowa?
5. Death by stoning using frozen tubes of Jimmy Dean sausage?
6. Death by hanging from a rope braided out of dried pig intestines?
On a side note, the recommended place Yahoo says to put this is Pregnancy & Parenting > Parenting. That seems kind of strange.
...I like number 5...but I prefer Death by Blood Transfusion of Pigs Blood...
